Limerick

I had more fun in the beginning
Free software meant I was winning
Two versions to bill
Murdered the thrill
Free again leaves me grinning

Spreading compost and manure is a problem
I see the bright shining eyes of a possum
I fed it some lead
and it's pretty much dead
I hope composted possum is awesome

I once had a plump cluckin' chicken
It's legs just continued to thicken
It sputtered and spattered
all covered in batter
deep fried it was sure finger lickin'

I wrote this to signify the end of a poetry contest in another group.

We're sorry the contest has ended
With all new entries suspended
A member will win
And surely they'll grin
That we found their poem most splendid

Kenny was a tiny gray rooster
He met a new hen and seduced her
He mounted her breach
but he couldn't quite reach
Kenny just needed a booster

Founding fathers are a matter of history
Risked their lives in hopes of a victory
They thought "Lets make it legal"
and they wrote "We the People..."
With their deeds, planted the seeds of liberty

I was inspired by a weird post by my step brother... Don't judge me!

Yellow means toxin saturated
Red means kidneys degraded
I was a happy proud pee-er
when my pee stream was clear
Because clear means I'm well hydrated

OK, now tell the truth...you chuckled a little

My Squatty Potty review on Amazon

Your butt needs professional attention
but the experts are too scared to mention
you can poop with less strife
it might save your life
Squatty Potty, it really relieves tension

https://www.amazon.com/review/R1OQQTHZZHH05H/ref=cm_cr_rdp_perm?fbclid=IwAR2vnUFSfvIR4T7FZl4ttgBg8Yv_6Z0wBH03NIMBNBivxzVSilPR_MDXLjc

I have something I think I should mention
All my products are made with intention
programmers break rules
we misuse our tools
necessity gives birth to invention